Oh, You un-followed me?
It’s chill, I didn’t want you to see my posts anyway.
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When I get my pretend baby in child studies next semester.
I shall name it Clove, it will be my Clove and I will teach her to throw knives.
Whilst at it, I will get the rest of the classes babies, lock them in a room and make them fight to the death. Sorry kids.
10 Things to do in The Hunger Games
- 1: Yell at Cato that he needs anger management classes.
- 2: Throw a rock at Peeta and yell "CAMOFLAUGE!"
- 3: Tell Peeta he's a stalker and it's not nice to watch people go home everyday.
- 4: Dig a giant hole in the ground, and when a tribute falls in it plaster a huge grin on your face and yell "WELCOME TO WONDERLAND!"
- 5: Take pictures of the beautiful scenery for landscape drawing.
- 6: Start playing Hungry Hungry Hippos in the middle of the Career's base
- 7: When people try to kill you, cross your arms and tell them you aren't playing.
- 8: Sing "ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNNN" When the clock is counting down
- 9: Ask your mentor to send you a Mahogany table, so you can stab it and see if Effie Trinket comes and yells at you.
- 10: Hang on tightly to peoples dead bodies when they're being lifted into the Hovercraft.
